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2:30
Congratulations.
SH
2:30
On what?
GL
2:31
You and Molly
SH
2:31
What are you talking about?
GL
2:32
Didn't you take her out for coffee yesterday evening?
SH
2:32
I don't even want know how you know that.
GL
2:32
Simple - she told me.
SH
2:33
Oh. I thought you might've deduced it from her perfume or something
GL
2:33
What relevance does her perfume have?
SH
2:34
I don't know, you're the genius.
GL
2:34
I am indeed. But you brought it up.
SH
2:34
It was a joke! Sarcasm
GL
2:35
Ah - Not very amusing.
SH
2:35
Why are you interested in who I take to coffee anyway?
GL
2:35
I'm not.
SH
2:36
So why bring it up?
GL
2:37
My brother however is.
SH
2:37
What?
GL
2:38
Don't play the fool Lestrade. I know all about you two.
SH
2:38
And what do you "know" about us?
GL
2:39
That you've been dancing around a romantic relationship for three months and when your wife finally announces that she's leaving you for the librarian you will make it an official arrangement.
SH
2:40
I thought you told me she was sleeping with the PE teacher?
GL
2:40
She was at the time. She's moved on to someone with a more stable income though. And you're avoiding the subject
SH
2:41
Well it's not really your business anyway.
GL
2:41
Sounds like that was a confirmation
SH
2:42
It was not!
GL
2:42
So it was a denial then? Careful Lestrade, I'm sure my brother has your phone bugged.
SH
2:43
Would you just leave off?
GL
2:44
No. I can hardly allow you to lead poor Molly on.
SH
2:44
When did you become a knight in shinning armor?
GL
2:45
I'm always happy to help a damsel in distress.
SH
2:45
I hope you're being sarcastic, because otherwise you're delusional and I won't have a delusional sociopath helping on my cases.
GL
2:46
Sarcasm. And that's an empty threat. Even if I was delusional I'd still be more adept at solving crimes than you lot.
SH
2:46
Oi! We got on just fine before you came along, thank you very much
GL
2:47
Just fine? I seem to recall that over half of your cases turned cold before I was consulted. And you're still avoiding the subject.
SH
2:47
There is no subject!
GL
2:47
Yes there is. Why were you on a date with Molly?
SH
2:48
It was not a date! It was her birthday so I was doing something nice for her.
GL
2:48
Of course. Forgot about that. I'll have John send her some flowers or something.
SH
2:48
You're sending her flowers?
GL
2:49
Don't sound so surprised. John has taught me some decorum. I took you to dinner remember?
SH
2:49
I remember you inviting me to dinner so you could use my official status to intimidate a new busboy there into giving you information on a case.
GL
2:50
True. But you still got a free meal from it.
SH
2:50
Why are you so interested in her love life anyway?
GL
2:51
I'm not. I just need some assistance from her that would be impeded if you two were romantically involved.
SH
2:52
What sort of assistance?
GL
2:52
For a case. She needs to date.
SH
2:53
You're putting her undercover or something?
GL
2:53
No. Just giving her a nudge in the right direction.
SH
2:54
So you're setting her up?
GL
2:55
Yes.
SH
2:55
With who? Why?
GL
2:55
An accountant we're investigating. We need someone who can get into his flat.
SH
2:56
You can't do that to her!
GL
2:56
Why not? Their personalities are compatible.
SH
2:57
But she could get hurt!
GL
2:57
She dated the most notorious criminal mastermind in recent history. She'll be fine.
SH
2:58
Well there's obviously no point in arguing with you.
GL
2:58
None at all. And if it helps you feel better John will be watching out for her and so will Mycroft.
SH
2:59
You're working with him on this?
GL
2:59
Not voluntarily. John insisted that if we're doing this to Molly then she needs protection and he contacted Mycroft about it.
SH
3:00
Good for him. And what have you got against your brother anyway?
GL
3:01
Everything. But no need to worry, I won't interfere with your relationship.
SH
3:02
Really? 'Cause when you first started this conversation it seemed like you were defending his honor or something, making sure I wasn't two timing him.
GL
3:03
Well, obviously I wasn't. And thank you.
SH
3:03
For what?
GL
3:04
Confirming my suspicions.
SH
3:04
What? I didn't confirm anything!
GL
3:05
Yes you did. But no need to worry; John and I will keep it quiet.
SH
3:05
Good. Because I will quiet you if you don't.
GL
3:06
From denial to threats?
SH
3:06
Well no use in arguing with you anymore, so just rescuing the last bit of my dignity.
GL
3:07
Right, then. Oh - John says "Congratulations" as well.
SH
3:08
You told him already?
GL
3:08
No. He's been reading the texts over my shoulder.
SH
3:09
You two are impossible.
GL
3:10
We'll take that as a compliment.
SH
Congratulations.
SH
2:30
On what?
GL
2:31
You and Molly
SH
2:31
What are you talking about?
GL
2:32
Didn't you take her out for coffee yesterday evening?
SH
2:32
I don't even want know how you know that.
GL
2:32
Simple - she told me.
SH
2:33
Oh. I thought you might've deduced it from her perfume or something
GL
2:33
What relevance does her perfume have?
SH
2:34
I don't know, you're the genius.
GL
2:34
I am indeed. But you brought it up.
SH
2:34
It was a joke! Sarcasm
GL
2:35
Ah - Not very amusing.
SH
2:35
Why are you interested in who I take to coffee anyway?
GL
2:35
I'm not.
SH
2:36
So why bring it up?
GL
2:37
My brother however is.
SH
2:37
What?
GL
2:38
Don't play the fool Lestrade. I know all about you two.
SH
2:38
And what do you "know" about us?
GL
2:39
That you've been dancing around a romantic relationship for three months and when your wife finally announces that she's leaving you for the librarian you will make it an official arrangement.
SH
2:40
I thought you told me she was sleeping with the PE teacher?
GL
2:40
She was at the time. She's moved on to someone with a more stable income though. And you're avoiding the subject
SH
2:41
Well it's not really your business anyway.
GL
2:41
Sounds like that was a confirmation
SH
2:42
It was not!
GL
2:42
So it was a denial then? Careful Lestrade, I'm sure my brother has your phone bugged.
SH
2:43
Would you just leave off?
GL
2:44
No. I can hardly allow you to lead poor Molly on.
SH
2:44
When did you become a knight in shinning armor?
GL
2:45
I'm always happy to help a damsel in distress.
SH
2:45
I hope you're being sarcastic, because otherwise you're delusional and I won't have a delusional sociopath helping on my cases.
GL
2:46
Sarcasm. And that's an empty threat. Even if I was delusional I'd still be more adept at solving crimes than you lot.
SH
2:46
Oi! We got on just fine before you came along, thank you very much
GL
2:47
Just fine? I seem to recall that over half of your cases turned cold before I was consulted. And you're still avoiding the subject.
SH
2:47
There is no subject!
GL
2:47
Yes there is. Why were you on a date with Molly?
SH
2:48
It was not a date! It was her birthday so I was doing something nice for her.
GL
2:48
Of course. Forgot about that. I'll have John send her some flowers or something.
SH
2:48
You're sending her flowers?
GL
2:49
Don't sound so surprised. John has taught me some decorum. I took you to dinner remember?
SH
2:49
I remember you inviting me to dinner so you could use my official status to intimidate a new busboy there into giving you information on a case.
GL
2:50
True. But you still got a free meal from it.
SH
2:50
Why are you so interested in her love life anyway?
GL
2:51
I'm not. I just need some assistance from her that would be impeded if you two were romantically involved.
SH
2:52
What sort of assistance?
GL
2:52
For a case. She needs to date.
SH
2:53
You're putting her undercover or something?
GL
2:53
No. Just giving her a nudge in the right direction.
SH
2:54
So you're setting her up?
GL
2:55
Yes.
SH
2:55
With who? Why?
GL
2:55
An accountant we're investigating. We need someone who can get into his flat.
SH
2:56
You can't do that to her!
GL
2:56
Why not? Their personalities are compatible.
SH
2:57
But she could get hurt!
GL
2:57
She dated the most notorious criminal mastermind in recent history. She'll be fine.
SH
2:58
Well there's obviously no point in arguing with you.
GL
2:58
None at all. And if it helps you feel better John will be watching out for her and so will Mycroft.
SH
2:59
You're working with him on this?
GL
2:59
Not voluntarily. John insisted that if we're doing this to Molly then she needs protection and he contacted Mycroft about it.
SH
3:00
Good for him. And what have you got against your brother anyway?
GL
3:01
Everything. But no need to worry, I won't interfere with your relationship.
SH
3:02
Really? 'Cause when you first started this conversation it seemed like you were defending his honor or something, making sure I wasn't two timing him.
GL
3:03
Well, obviously I wasn't. And thank you.
SH
3:03
For what?
GL
3:04
Confirming my suspicions.
SH
3:04
What? I didn't confirm anything!
GL
3:05
Yes you did. But no need to worry; John and I will keep it quiet.
SH
3:05
Good. Because I will quiet you if you don't.
GL
3:06
From denial to threats?
SH
3:06
Well no use in arguing with you anymore, so just rescuing the last bit of my dignity.
GL
3:07
Right, then. Oh - John says "Congratulations" as well.
SH
3:08
You told him already?
GL
3:08
No. He's been reading the texts over my shoulder.
SH
3:09
You two are impossible.
GL
3:10
We'll take that as a compliment.
SH
Literature
Welcome Home - Johnlock.
Sherlock picked up his phone, and typed, 'John. I'm sorry. SH'. His fingers were shaking as he pressed send.
John sat up straight, he had just dozed off in the living room after watching the News, and the buzzing of his phone in his pocket had made him jump, he unlocked his mobile phone and looked at the text.
His eyes filled with tears and took a few moments to take in the fact that his one wish could have come true. 'Sherlock. You're alive? -JW' he replied.
A few moments later, he received another message, 'That is irrelevant. You need to come pick me up. SH'
'Irrelevant?! But... Ugh. Where are you, Sherlock? JW."
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"John, it's okay, it's alright now."
"NOW IT'S NOT! It is not okay!"
I had never seen John so scared, so angry, so out of control. It frightened me. He was always calm, held himself back, always in control. But he wasn't as I watched him. He breathed rapidly and shallow, I could practically see his heart pounding away in his chest. He was scared stiff by what he had seen, even if it wasn't real.
"Okay John, you need to calm down," I soothed.
"NO! I just
ARGH!" John yelled. He was falling apart right in front me. I needed to comfort him somehow, I just didn't know how. Feelings isn't something I know a great deal of, they'd become eve
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You Don't Need a Girlfriend
"You're wasting your time." Sherlock said uncaringly, as John walk in and stripped his coat.
Sherlock didn't look up at him, he just sat staring at the wall, hands stapled under his chin. John paused at the coat rack, thinking over what Sherlock just said.
"Excuse me?" He asked, turning and taking three long, brief strides to Sherlock.
"You very well heard me, it's useless for me to repeat myself." Sherlock said, sending him a sideways glance.
"And what are you talking about when you say I'm wasting my time?" John asked, leaning on the table in front of Sherlock.
"All your girlfriends and -dates-. You're wasting your ti
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