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1:04
Stop that.
SH

1:04
Why are you texting me?
JW

1:05
You're thinking. It's distracting.
SH

1:06
And you can't just tell me? I'm right here.
JW

1:06
True. But given the nature of your thoughts I doubt you would appreciate me saying anything aloud.
SH

1:07
That's unusually considerate of you.
JW

1:07
Not really. You simply become difficult when you're embarrassed.
SH

1:08
And what makes you think the nature of my thoughts are embarrassing?
JW

1:08
Well I doubt low lighting is responsible for your pupil dilation.
SH

1:09
I can't help it that you're sexy when you're deducing stuff.
JW

1:09
You think I'm sexy?
SH


1:10
I do and you know it.
JW


1:10
True. Still nice to hear.
SH

1:11
Pompous git.
JW

1:12
Is that anyway to speak to your Exception?
SH

1:13
Yes.
JW

1:13
Lestrade is giving us weird looks.
JW

1:14
Of course he is. We're texting each other despite the fact that we're within earshot.
SH

1:14
Maybe we should stop.
JW

1:15
Why? I'm enjoying this.
SH

1:15
You're here to solve a crime not antagonize Lestrade.
JW

1:16
I'm multi-tasking.
SH


1:18
He just called us love-birds!
SH

1:18
I heard him.
JW

1:19
It's insulting!
SH

1:20
I agree. That's why I'm stopping now.
JW

1:20
Fine
SH




1:25
John you have really got to stop thinking!
SH

1:25
I can't.
JW

1:26
I've witnessed plenty of occasions when you aren't thinking.
SH

1:27
Contrary to your opinion I never stop thinking. Unless I'm sleeping of course.
JW

1:27
So you're cognitive function is simply that slow?
SH

1:28
Would you just drop this?
JW

1:28
Only if you control your thoughts.
SH

1:29
Not my fault you're bloody gorgeous.
JW

1:30
Not my fault either.
SH

1:30
True. But you flaunt it.
JW

1:31
Flaunt it?!
SH

1:32
Yep.
JW

1:32
I don't do that.
SH

1:33
Yeah you do.
JW

1:33
How?
SH

1:34
Skin tight shirts. Perfectly tailored pants.
JW

1:35
They're what I'm comfortable in.
SH

1:35
And of course you have to wear dark color so they contrast with your porcelain skin.
JW

1:36
I simply prefer dark colors.
SH

1:37
Right.
JW

1:38
Though I suppose if my clothes are so distracting I could simply remove them.
SH

1:38
You're really not helping.
JW

1:39
I know. But it's amusing to see you blush.
SH

1:39
I thought you needed to focus so you can solve the crime.
JW

1:40
Already have.
SH
Another text-fic. This one might be a tad confusing – but hopefully not too bad. Basically they are at a crime scene and texting each other. Lestrade is getting miffed over it –but of course they just ignore him. Feel free to enhance the story with your imagination by picturing the other agent's reactions – I couldn't figure out a way to work it into the story.

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:iconmissilb93:
missilb93 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015   Traditional Artist
This was funny XD
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DobbyIsAFreeElfNow Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Am Exception is the only person you could talk to like that.. :3
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TyanataDraven Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
I love that Pompous Git and His Idiot
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LittleRedFox01 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
Multitasking gay men. Every fangirls dream.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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WowFantasticCosplay Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay this one is my favorite so far. Although I've been adding then all to my favorites. God help me.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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WowFantasticCosplay Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem!
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ApprenticeofDoyle Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Writer
Is it weird that my favorite part is John's simple 'Yep'?

I love him. :heart: This captures their banter so sweetly.
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Amazing-person-yes Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! I adore John and the simplicity of his sarcasm as well. :)
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:iconapprenticeofdoyle:
ApprenticeofDoyle Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student Writer
MF portrays John Watson so wonderfully and uniquely- I can't get enough of that man. And I read the rest of your Sherlock fanfiction and the characters are just so realistically written...GAH.
:iconletmehugyouplz:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:glomp: Thank you!!
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ApprenticeofDoyle Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student Writer
No problemo :D
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Kalisty-MeMzic Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Artist
Oh Sherlock.
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MakaniValur Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
Already have! *snickers*

Oh Sherlock you naughty boy ^^
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes indeed!
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cara-bailey-ilu Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So adorable!
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:iconsherlockedginger:
SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! :D
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Tribal-Girl Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
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Sorry, I know it's rather repetitive considering the previous comment, but this is just that awesome.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! :D
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cryptic-rose Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
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featherback Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hahahaha I love this! It's hilarious and adorable. <3
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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Witneus Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh gosh hahahha this is so cute!~ :heart:
I love it! x3
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!
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swirlingdreams Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
I was going to review this last night, but my phone wasn't logged into my fanfiction account, and I was tired so I gave up. But here I am! All is well. :D
Anyways. I really liked this one. I read through it really fast–I couldn't help myself. I really can imagine Lestade being like, "What the hell?" as well as Donovan and Anderson. Excellent as always. These always make me smile. And I like John flattering Sherlock so much, because he knows he likes it.
Great job. :w00t:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! :D
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KeiraTehKewl Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
*giggles manically*
XDDD Fantastic. I can just imagine Lestrade getting all peeved and calling them lovebirds in an exasperated tone.
Bless that man and his extraordinary patience.
And bless this couple and their unbelievable cuteness. :D
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! Yeah - I was laughing as I was writing 'cause I could just imagine his face....
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KeiraTehKewl Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
LOL Yup.
Ah, if I could draw worth a darn, then I would definitely do a picture of Lestrade with that expression. *daydreams*
xD
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Same here ;D
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KeiraTehKewl Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
:D
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mindless-ramblings Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, this is amusing! ^^
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Lorelei-Lee-1968 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
I really, really love this stuff!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!
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Ebonlake Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
SQUEE *dies*
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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AtPigfarts Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
I love these! MORE!! :') <3
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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AtPigfarts Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
My pleasure :D
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MissRavenRose Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lestrade just needs to text Mycroft.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
True!
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MissRavenRose Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This was really amusing.... I love you text-fics
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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theLooneyLibrarian Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
Hehehe...poor Lestrade is being ignored...*pats Lestrade*
I really like this fic...it made me giggle XD
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!
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silverlugiageo Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
X) luv it!!!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! :)
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