Distracting Thoughts

1:04
Stop that.
SH

1:04
Why are you texting me?
JW

1:05
You're thinking. It's distracting.
SH

1:06
And you can't just tell me? I'm right here.
JW

1:06
True. But given the nature of your thoughts I doubt you would appreciate me saying anything aloud.
SH

1:07
That's unusually considerate of you.
JW

1:07
Not really. You simply become difficult when you're embarrassed.
SH

1:08
And what makes you think the nature of my thoughts are embarrassing?
JW

1:08
Well I doubt low lighting is responsible for your pupil dilation.
SH

1:09
I can't help it that you're sexy when you're deducing stuff.
JW

1:09
You think I'm sexy?
SH


1:10
I do and you know it.
JW


1:10
True. Still nice to hear.
SH

1:11
Pompous git.
JW

1:12
Is that anyway to speak to your Exception?
SH

1:13
Yes.
JW

1:13
Lestrade is giving us weird looks.
JW

1:14
Of course he is. We're texting each other despite the fact that we're within earshot.
SH

1:14
Maybe we should stop.
JW

1:15
Why? I'm enjoying this.
SH

1:15
You're here to solve a crime not antagonize Lestrade.
JW

1:16
I'm multi-tasking.
SH


1:18
He just called us love-birds!
SH

1:18
I heard him.
JW

1:19
It's insulting!
SH

1:20
I agree. That's why I'm stopping now.
JW

1:20
Fine
SH




1:25
John you have really got to stop thinking!
SH

1:25
I can't.
JW

1:26
I've witnessed plenty of occasions when you aren't thinking.
SH

1:27
Contrary to your opinion I never stop thinking. Unless I'm sleeping of course.
JW

1:27
So you're cognitive function is simply that slow?
SH

1:28
Would you just drop this?
JW

1:28
Only if you control your thoughts.
SH

1:29
Not my fault you're bloody gorgeous.
JW

1:30
Not my fault either.
SH

1:30
True. But you flaunt it.
JW

1:31
Flaunt it?!
SH

1:32
Yep.
JW

1:32
I don't do that.
SH

1:33
Yeah you do.
JW

1:33
How?
SH

1:34
Skin tight shirts. Perfectly tailored pants.
JW

1:35
They're what I'm comfortable in.
SH

1:35
And of course you have to wear dark color so they contrast with your porcelain skin.
JW

1:36
I simply prefer dark colors.
SH

1:37
Right.
JW

1:38
Though I suppose if my clothes are so distracting I could simply remove them.
SH

1:38
You're really not helping.
JW

1:39
I know. But it's amusing to see you blush.
SH

1:39
I thought you needed to focus so you can solve the crime.
JW

1:40
Already have.
SH