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1:27
Can you buy some rat poison?
SH

1:27
Why?
JW

1:28
I want to make cookies
SH

1:28
With rat poison?
JW

1:28
Yes. They're a gift.
SH

1:29
Oh. I'm not letting you poison Donovan.
JW

1:29
They aren't for Donovan.
SH

1:30
Not letting you poison Anderson
JW

1:30
Not for him either.
SH

1:31
Mycroft?
JW

1:31
Took you long enough.
SH

1:32
Third time's a charm.
JW

1:32
Has nothing to do with charm. It's process of elimination.
SH

1:33
Figure of speech Sherlock.
JW

1:33
Oh. Right.
SH

1:33
Why do you want to poison Mycroft?
JW

1:34
Do I need a reason to poison my brother?
SH

1:34
Actually yes.
JW

1:35
He told Mummy about us.
SH

1:35
Oh. Is that a problem?
JW

1:35
Yes. Now she wants to meet you.
SH

1:36
And that's a problem because?
JW

1:36
Do you fancy spending a weekend with a cross between Mycroft and Ms Hudson?
SH

1:37
She's your mother.
JW

1:37
Her biological relation to me doesn't make her less irritating.
SH

1:38
Maybe not but you can't ignore you're mother.
JW

1:38
And what about the rest of my family?
SH

1:38
The rest?
JW

1:39
Yes. Aunts. Uncles. Cousins. Family friends. Mummy wants to show us off to them.
SH

1:39
Show us off?
JW

1:40
Yes. With an extravagant ball.
SH

1:40
Ball? Like classical music and waltz?
JW

1:41
And mindless chit-chat. Superficial idiots galore.
SH

1:41
Wow. You really don't want to go then?
JW

1:41
No.
SH

1:42
Why? Do you?
SH

1:42
I don't know. Might be nice.
JW

1:42
What could possibly be nice about it?
SH

1:43
Seeing you in a tux.
JW

1:43
Oh.
SH

1:44
Dancing with you.
JW

1:44
Oh. Didn't think of that.
SH

1:44
You'd be in a tux to.
SH

1:45
I don't have one.
JW

1:45
We'll fix that.
SH

1:46
Oh. Then yes. I'll be in a tux too.
JW

1:46
And mummy does love slow dances.
SH

1:47
So do I.
JW

1:47
Really?
SH

1:48
Yeah. We can even have a bit of fun.
JW

1:48
Fun?
SH

1:49
Sure. You can deduce the guest's secrets. We'll stir up a scandal or something.
JW

1:49
You have a surprisingly devious nature.
SH

1:50
Only when I'm around you.
JW

1:51
I'll take that as a compliment.
SH

1:52
Take it how you want. I'm just stating fact.
JW

1:52
Right. Cancel the rat poison.
SH

1:53
So I'll be meeting your mother then?
JW

1:53
I'll take you to buy a tux tonight.
SH

1:54
Really?
JW

1:54
Yes. Going on Mycroft's tab.
SH

1:55
Better form of revenge than poison.
JW

1:55
Indeed. Saves me the trouble of attending his funeral as well.
SH

1:56
You're horrible.
JW

1:56
Yet you love me anyway.
SH

1:57
Yeah. I do. God help me.
JW
Another Text-fic!
I do love writing these - they're just so much fun.
I think this is one of my favorites......

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DobbyIsAFreeElfNow Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You love writing them, i love reading them. XD They're just so adorable! :3
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maroellchen Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
these text-fics are so adorable! La la la la 
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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TyanataDraven Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Bet they get the most expensive tux possible
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Of course
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zKariLuna Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
d'awww love this perfectly sweet..X"D that god help me line really got me..lol
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Glad you liked it!
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TigerDragonMaster Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"You have a surprisingly devious nature." and the response to that was brilliant :)
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Winxhelina Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I am enjoying these a lot... :D
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Glad to hear it! :D
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Winxhelina Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Sure! I think I will watch you!
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Winxhelina Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Sure! I think Will watch you!!
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Powalski13 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is pure genius! OMG!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Powalski13 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
welcome! :D keep up the amazing work.
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WowFantasticCosplay Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Her biological relation to me doesn't make her less irritating." Brilliant. This whole thing is brilliant. XD Wonderful job. :D
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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WowFantasticCosplay Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're so welcome! :huggle:
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Skisicsmalone Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Oh, you're killing me. "Saves me the trouble of attending his funeral as well." It's 1:30 AM, and I'm dying because I can't laugh. :D These are really fun to read.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it!
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Skisicsmalone Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
You're welcome!
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kattfrost5ever Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THEY'RE GOING TO DANCE!?!?!? FJGILUCTJBBSUUBGIUUBGUEWGRNYWNCTF D
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Akuma0013 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
SQUEE!! :squee:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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Magicalgirl379 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I let my 13 y/o sister read this. She now wants Sherlock and John as pets. Yay, we converted another soul!!!!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I congratulate you!! :D
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Magicalgirl379 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:bow: Thank you!

She also asked if I thought she should watch Sherlock. I'm all for it, but I think it's too hard to watch without subtitles. I mean, it's BBC. Fast, difficult English.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
She should watch it if you guys have sub-titles though!
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Magicalgirl379 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's the problem! They stopped broadcasting it!!!

We have a channel that broadcasts all kinds of crime-series, such as Morse, Lewis, Midsummer Murders etc. They broadcast Sherlock as well, but when the series ended... :crash:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
WHAT?!?! Do you guys have access to Netflix or anything?
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Magicalgirl379 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope. I don't think we have access to it. I think we would need to buy an extra subscription to our TV-provider for it.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Gah! Oh well......
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MOCHA-Cactus Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Hilarious :D :D :D ,,You can deduce the guest's secrets. We'll stir up a scandal or something. JW''- Oh God, that's good idea :D When I'll be in some kind of ball, I'll try to do it too, maybe it won't be so boring then :D
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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MakaniValur Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
Cancel the rat poison. You manage to characterise Sherlock really well. Devious and yet completely childlike in some areas!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! The biggest compliment for me in knowing that I've captured Sherlock well. :D
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WHATTHESPRAYCHEESE Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I'm loving these!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! :D
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ApolloWolfCreater Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha aw I love that. Thanks for adding the links! Would not have found this if you hadnt
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome! Glad you enjoyed it! :D
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Iwantacuppa Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012
Please continue this!!!!!!!!!!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I've got a multi-chp story that I'm working on as a spin off from this - It's called Mothers and Minuets.
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Kalisty-MeMzic Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student Artist
I LOVE this.I giggled the whole time i was reading.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! :D
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SundayDutchess Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012
:D
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eroica-the-thief Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love these!


This is the second one and I just love them!

You're awesome :iconbigsmileplz:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!! :D
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FrozenCluster Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If it's not too much to ask. PLEASE write a fic for the ball I WOULD LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH IF YOU DID!

This fic is so freakin fluffy! <3 xxxx
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm working on one. Not sure when it will be up as I've got a rather busy schedule for the rest of April - but there is one coming!
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FrozenCluster Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I would wait forever for the sequal!! <3
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