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1:27
Can you buy some rat poison?
SH

1:27
Why?
JW

1:28
I want to make cookies
SH

1:28
With rat poison?
JW

1:28
Yes. They're a gift.
SH

1:29
Oh. I'm not letting you poison Donovan.
JW

1:29
They aren't for Donovan.
SH

1:30
Not letting you poison Anderson
JW

1:30
Not for him either.
SH

1:31
Mycroft?
JW

1:31
Took you long enough.
SH

1:32
Third time's a charm.
JW

1:32
Has nothing to do with charm. It's process of elimination.
SH

1:33
Figure of speech Sherlock.
JW

1:33
Oh. Right.
SH

1:33
Why do you want to poison Mycroft?
JW

1:34
Do I need a reason to poison my brother?
SH

1:34
Actually yes.
JW

1:35
He told Mummy about us.
SH

1:35
Oh. Is that a problem?
JW

1:35
Yes. Now she wants to meet you.
SH

1:36
And that's a problem because?
JW

1:36
Do you fancy spending a weekend with a cross between Mycroft and Ms Hudson?
SH

1:37
She's your mother.
JW

1:37
Her biological relation to me doesn't make her less irritating.
SH

1:38
Maybe not but you can't ignore you're mother.
JW

1:38
And what about the rest of my family?
SH

1:38
The rest?
JW

1:39
Yes. Aunts. Uncles. Cousins. Family friends. Mummy wants to show us off to them.
SH

1:39
Show us off?
JW

1:40
Yes. With an extravagant ball.
SH

1:40
Ball? Like classical music and waltz?
JW

1:41
And mindless chit-chat. Superficial idiots galore.
SH

1:41
Wow. You really don't want to go then?
JW

1:41
No.
SH

1:42
Why? Do you?
SH

1:42
I don't know. Might be nice.
JW

1:42
What could possibly be nice about it?
SH

1:43
Seeing you in a tux.
JW

1:43
Oh.
SH

1:44
Dancing with you.
JW

1:44
Oh. Didn't think of that.
SH

1:44
You'd be in a tux to.
SH

1:45
I don't have one.
JW

1:45
We'll fix that.
SH

1:46
Oh. Then yes. I'll be in a tux too.
JW

1:46
And mummy does love slow dances.
SH

1:47
So do I.
JW

1:47
Really?
SH

1:48
Yeah. We can even have a bit of fun.
JW

1:48
Fun?
SH

1:49
Sure. You can deduce the guest's secrets. We'll stir up a scandal or something.
JW

1:49
You have a surprisingly devious nature.
SH

1:50
Only when I'm around you.
JW

1:51
I'll take that as a compliment.
SH

1:52
Take it how you want. I'm just stating fact.
JW

1:52
Right. Cancel the rat poison.
SH

1:53
So I'll be meeting your mother then?
JW

1:53
I'll take you to buy a tux tonight.
SH

1:54
Really?
JW

1:54
Yes. Going on Mycroft's tab.
SH

1:55
Better form of revenge than poison.
JW

1:55
Indeed. Saves me the trouble of attending his funeral as well.
SH

1:56
You're horrible.
JW

1:56
Yet you love me anyway.
SH

1:57
Yeah. I do. God help me.
JW
Another Text-fic!
I do love writing these - they're just so much fun.
I think this is one of my favorites......

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:iconmaroellchen:
maroellchen Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
these text-fics are so adorable! La la la la 
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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TyanataDraven Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Bet they get the most expensive tux possible
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Of course
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zKariLuna Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
d'awww love this perfectly sweet..X"D that god help me line really got me..lol
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Glad you liked it!
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TigerDragonMaster Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"You have a surprisingly devious nature." and the response to that was brilliant :)
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Winxhelina Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I am enjoying these a lot... :D
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Glad to hear it! :D
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Winxhelina Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Sure! I think I will watch you!
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