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12:00
I'm bored.
SH

12:02
I'm at work Sherlock.
JW

12:02
I'm aware of your location.
SH

12:03
I mean I'm busy.....
JW

12:03
No you're on break.
SH

12:04
That's beside the point. I could be busy.
JW

12:04
But you're not. And I'm bored.
SH

12:05
So do an experiment or something.
JW

12:06
No material.
SH

12:08
So drop by Bart's and ask Molly for something. I'm sure she would love to see you.
JW

12:09
Yes. But I'd rather not see her.
SH

12:09
That's not nice Sherlock.
JW

12:10
No it isn't. But why is that relevant?
SH

12:11
Why do I bother?
JW

12:11
Bother with what?
SH

12:12
Nothing. Never mind.
JW

12:20
John have you ever thought about us in a romantic sense?
SH

12:22
Where the hell did that come from?!
JW

12:24
Ms. Hudson just came up. Made a comment about the two of us being so sweet together when she saw I was texting you at the clinic. Everyone else seems to think of us as more than friends.Just curious.
SH

12:26
Oh. Well yeah. I suppose.
JW

12:26
And?
SH

12:29
And I think it sounds a bit like a bad romance novel. The Doctor and the Detective.
JW

12:29
I'm offended. Detective should come first.
SH

12:29
Right. My mistake.
JW

12:30
Forgiven.
SH

12:35
Have you?
JW

12:35
Have I what?
SH

12:36
Thought about it?
JW

12:36
Thought about what?
SH

12:37
Don't play coy with me Sherlock. You know.
JW

12:37
Do I?
SH

12:38
Sherlock!
JW

12:38
Yes John?
SH

12:39
Stop being a prat. Answer the question
JW

12:39
Fine. Yes
SH

12:40
And?
JW

12:40
And I think you're right. The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel.
SH

12:41
Oh. Right
JW

12:41
The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though.
SH

12:41
Really?
JW

12:42
Really.
SH

12:42
How much potential?
JW

12:42
Would you to get on with it already!
MH

12:42
Mycroft!
JW

12:42
Stop hacking our texts!
SH

12:43
I'm merely looking out for your welfare little brother.
MH

12:43
Don't you have a government to run? Or perhaps some cake to eat?
SH

12:43
Mycroft would you just but out? This is a private conversation.
JW

12:43
Not anymore.
MH

12:44
What if the conversation were to turn into a rather personal conversation? Between two potential lovers.
JW

12:44
I'm curious to see where this goes.
SH

12:44
You wouldn't dare.
MH

12:45
Really?
Sherlock do you recall that time you arrived at Buckingham Palace in nothing but a sheet?
JW

12:45
Dr Watson!
MH

12:46
I asked if you where wearing anything under that sheet. You said no. Remember how we laughed?
JW

12:46
Like schoolchildren!
MH

12:46
It was amusing!
SH

12:47
Well I wasn't laughing because it was amusing. I was laughing to distract myself. I was laughing because if I didn't I would have jumped you right then and there.
JW

12:47
John Hamish Watson! Cease and desist immediately!
MH

12:47
Full name Mycroft? Really? You're not my older brother.
JW

12:48
Nice one John.
SH

12:48
Shut up Sherlock!
MH

12:49
Leave our conversation.
JW

12:49
No. I feel it is vital to your safety that I have constant surveillance of you.
MH

12:50
Seriously Mycroft. Finale warning. Give us our privacy or I will begin to describe in rather vivid detail exactly what I wanted to do to your younger brother that day.
Starting with the removal of the sheet.
JW

12:50
Oh god John.
SH

12:51
I never thought you would sink so low.
MH

12:51
Yeah well spending so much time with you two manipulative gits must have rubbed off on me.
JW

12:51
I'm offended!
SH

12:52
Indeed.
MH

12:52
So?
JW

12:52
So what?
MH

12:52
So why are you still in this conversation?
JW

12:53
Fine. You win Dr Watson. I'll remove the surveillance from your phones.
MH

12:53
Wonderful!
JW

12:55
Mycroft?
SH

12:56
Seems like he's gone.
JW

12:56
Yes. So please continue with that 'vivid description" you mentioned earlier.
SH

12:56
Can't. Done with break.
JW

12:57
Bloody tease.
SH
This is my version of a "text message-fic" between John and Sherlock. Threw in some Mycroft towards the end because he's amusing in his own way. And I love the idea of John being cheeky towards him. Anyway this is just a plot-bunny that refused to leave me alone hopefully it turned out okay.

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Fanficlover2015 Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
Can't... stop...laughing...
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jessy1213 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
Sherlock - SmileSherlock - Mycroft  Sherlock - Jawn 
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
I died of laughter when Mycroft came in! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *sigh* Oh Mycroft! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Btw, you're awesome! XD
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LittleMoriarty Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
XD this is brilliant! Hooray for plot-bunnies, lol 
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Insanitylover213 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
If you dont mind i need to clean up some tears and blood hahaha
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nightfury150 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014
I have this epic mental image of Mycroft sitting in an armchair and going "NOT ANYMORE! hahahahahahahaha!!!" to nobody in particular as he types on his phone.

He's grinning like a maniac too.

Thank you for making me laugh so dam hard...!
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nightfury150 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
You don't need to thank me for enjoying things :)
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!
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MYCROFT! IF YOU DIDN'T INTERUPED THEM, WE COULD HAVE SOME GOOD STUFF COMING OUR WAY! *sighs* At least I have some bugs in their flat to listen in on them.
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ShigatsuNoKuro Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Thank you for making me laugh. God sure knows I needed that... =]
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Hetaholic Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Omfg this is adorable and I love . Good job!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Hetaholic Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
You're welcome :3
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TyanataDraven Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
You gotta love the Doc!
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johnlocked2018 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
this is my favorite johnlock ANYTHING! i adore ur work and this is literally the best thing i have ever read
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm so glad to hear it - thank you!
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johnlocked2018 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
seriously- whenever i can't find any good new johnlock fics, i like to read my favorites again, and i always read yours first! i love your works to death, mostly because no one can quite do a text-fic like you!! Love +fav Heart 
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you so much! Reading reviews like these make me love writing them even more - hopefully my life settles down soon so I can start adding new material.Heart 
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johnlocked2018 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
when you add new work, it feels like a second christmas


and i'm getting a pony
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you so much! Hopefully I'll be able to add something new soon - over the next few weeks I'll be getting more free time and I'm hoping to spend it writing
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johnlocked2018 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
HALLELUJAH!!!! PRAISE THE MYCROFT, AND ALL THAT IS POWERFUL IN THIS WORLD!!! Anna squee  
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JoKuLFrOsTiGuArDiAn Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WELL NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN UP MY COMPUTER SCREEN CUZ I MADE THE MISTAKE OF READING THIS AND DRINKING KOOLAID. I BLAME YOU AND UR AMAZING STORY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!Stromulan 
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR SCREEN BUT THIS COMMENT MAKES ME HAPPY :D
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JoKuLFrOsTiGuArDiAn Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol u r welcome.
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Jlocked21 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
These texts conversations you do are just beyond amazing! I love them!!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!!
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hotarunara Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my god im dying of laughter over here!! "Bloody tease!" hahahahalaughing 
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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:happybounce: 
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I chuckle as i finish reading. "clever how you put mycroft in the mix. Its somthing they could do"
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks!
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"but alas. That is where i stop reading. Your johnlock intimmadates me. But you have a sill"
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS :heart::heart::heart::heart:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thank you!! :D
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I LOVE IT!!!
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Theavengercoat Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
is so funny! :rofl:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Theavengercoat Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
no, thanks to you!
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oh my gosh this is fabulous!!!
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Kalisty-MeMzic Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Artist
Heck yes! Absolute love! oh Mycroft. John for the win.
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Kalisty-MeMzic Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Artist
welcome^^
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staticfan101 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
Oh Rassilon, I can't stop laughing! I'm having a hard time breathing I'm laughing so much. I LOVE this! It's pure awesome wonderfullness!
:D :heart::heart:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! :D
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MOCHA-Cactus Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Good one, really, i like it :D :la:
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! :D
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Your welcome :)
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MakaniValur Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
*squeees*

Well if I've read this before I can't remember. It's so funny. I especially love Mycroft in this actually. Have to recover from giggling before I can read the next one ^^
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