The Detective and His Blogger

12:00
I'm bored.
SH

12:02
I'm at work Sherlock.
JW

12:02
I'm aware of your location.
SH

12:03
I mean I'm busy.....
JW

12:03
No you're on break.
SH

12:04
That's beside the point. I could be busy.
JW

12:04
But you're not. And I'm bored.
SH

12:05
So do an experiment or something.
JW

12:06
No material.
SH

12:08
So drop by Bart's and ask Molly for something. I'm sure she would love to see you.
JW

12:09
Yes. But I'd rather not see her.
SH

12:09
That's not nice Sherlock.
JW

12:10
No it isn't. But why is that relevant?
SH

12:11
Why do I bother?
JW

12:11
Bother with what?
SH

12:12
Nothing. Never mind.
JW

12:20
John have you ever thought about us in a romantic sense?
SH

12:22
Where the hell did that come from?!
JW

12:24
Ms. Hudson just came up. Made a comment about the two of us being so sweet together when she saw I was texting you at the clinic. Everyone else seems to think of us as more than friends.Just curious.
SH

12:26
Oh. Well yeah. I suppose.
JW

12:26
And?
SH

12:29
And I think it sounds a bit like a bad romance novel. The Doctor and the Detective.
JW

12:29
I'm offended. Detective should come first.
SH

12:29
Right. My mistake.
JW

12:30
Forgiven.
SH

12:35
Have you?
JW

12:35
Have I what?
SH

12:36
Thought about it?
JW

12:36
Thought about what?
SH

12:37
Don't play coy with me Sherlock. You know.
JW

12:37
Do I?
SH

12:38
Sherlock!
JW

12:38
Yes John?
SH

12:39
Stop being a prat. Answer the question
JW

12:39
Fine. Yes
SH

12:40
And?
JW

12:40
And I think you're right. The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel.
SH

12:41
Oh. Right
JW

12:41
The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though.
SH

12:41
Really?
JW

12:42
Really.
SH

12:42
How much potential?
JW

12:42
Would you to get on with it already!
MH

12:42
Mycroft!
JW

12:42
Stop hacking our texts!
SH

12:43
I'm merely looking out for your welfare little brother.
MH

12:43
Don't you have a government to run? Or perhaps some cake to eat?
SH

12:43
Mycroft would you just but out? This is a private conversation.
JW

12:43
Not anymore.
MH

12:44
What if the conversation were to turn into a rather personal conversation? Between two potential lovers.
JW

12:44
I'm curious to see where this goes.
SH

12:44
You wouldn't dare.
MH

12:45
Really?
Sherlock do you recall that time you arrived at Buckingham Palace in nothing but a sheet?
JW

12:45
Dr Watson!
MH

12:46
I asked if you where wearing anything under that sheet. You said no. Remember how we laughed?
JW

12:46
Like schoolchildren!
MH

12:46
It was amusing!
SH

12:47
Well I wasn't laughing because it was amusing. I was laughing to distract myself. I was laughing because if I didn't I would have jumped you right then and there.
JW

12:47
John Hamish Watson! Cease and desist immediately!
MH

12:47
Full name Mycroft? Really? You're not my older brother.
JW

12:48
Nice one John.
SH

12:48
Shut up Sherlock!
MH

12:49
Leave our conversation.
JW

12:49
No. I feel it is vital to your safety that I have constant surveillance of you.
MH

12:50
Seriously Mycroft. Finale warning. Give us our privacy or I will begin to describe in rather vivid detail exactly what I wanted to do to your younger brother that day.
Starting with the removal of the sheet.
JW

12:50
Oh god John.
SH

12:51
I never thought you would sink so low.
MH

12:51
Yeah well spending so much time with you two manipulative gits must have rubbed off on me.
JW

12:51
I'm offended!
SH

12:52
Indeed.
MH

12:52
So?
JW

12:52
So what?
MH

12:52
So why are you still in this conversation?
JW

12:53
Fine. You win Dr Watson. I'll remove the surveillance from your phones.
MH

12:53
Wonderful!
JW

12:55
Mycroft?
SH

12:56
Seems like he's gone.
JW

12:56
Yes. So please continue with that 'vivid description" you mentioned earlier.
SH

12:56
Can't. Done with break.
JW

12:57
Bloody tease.
SH