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The Detective and His Blogger12:00
I'm bored.
SH

12:02
I'm at work Sherlock.
JW

12:02
I'm aware of your location.
SH

12:03
I mean I'm busy.....
JW

12:03
No you're on break.
SH

12:04
That's beside the point. I could be busy.
JW

12:04
But you're not. And I'm bored.
SH

12:05
So do an experiment or something.
JW

12:06
No material.
SH

12:08
So drop by Bart's and ask Molly for something. I'm sure she would love to see you.
JW

12:09
Yes. But I'd rather not see her.
SH

12:09
That's not nice Sherlock.
JW

12:10
No it isn't. But why is that relevant?
SH

12:11
Why do I bother?
JW

12:11
Bother with what?
SH

12:12
Nothing. Never mind.
JW

Exception12:05
Sherlock are you busy?
JW

12:05
No. Aren't you?
SH

12:06
No. Light day.
JW

12:06
So you can text me while you're working, but I can't text you?
SH

12:07
You do text me.
JW

12:07
Yes, but it bothers you.
SH

12:07
Not really.
JW

12:08
You act like it does.
SH

12:08
That's because it should bother me.
JW

12:09
I don't follow.
SH

12:09
Never mind.
JW

12:10
I have question for you.
JW

12:10
Shoot.
SH

12:10
Not literally.
SH

12:11
I know what you meant.
JW

12:11
Good. What's your question?
SH

12:12
What should we call ourselves now that we're together?
JW

12:12
John and Sherlock.
SH

12:12

Doctor's Orders12:04
Where are you?
JW

12:04
At home. Resting.
SH

12:05
Really?
JW

12:05
Yes. Watching crappy telly on the couch. Just like the Dr ordered.
SH

12:06
That's very interesting.
JW

12:06
It is?
SH

12:06
Yes. Because I'm home too.
JW

12:07
Why are you there?!
SH

12:07
A better question is why aren't you?
JW

12:08
I got bored lying around.
SH

12:08
You have the flu. You're supposed to lie around.
JW

12:09
But I was bored.
SH

12:09
I don't care. Where are you?
JW

12:09
Not telling.
SH

12:10
I could always send Mycroft to find you.
JW

12:10
You wouldn't dare.
SH

12:10
Try me.
JW

12:11
At St Bart's.

Distracting Thoughts1:04
Stop that.
SH

1:04
Why are you texting me?
JW

1:05
You're thinking. It's distracting.
SH

1:06
And you can't just tell me? I'm right here.
JW

1:06
True. But given the nature of your thoughts I doubt you would appreciate me saying anything aloud.
SH

1:07
That's unusually considerate of you.
JW

1:07
Not really. You simply become difficult when you're embarrassed.
SH

1:08
And what makes you think the nature of my thoughts are embarrassing?
JW

1:08
Well I doubt low lighting is responsible for your pupil dilation.
SH

1:09
I can't help it that you're sexy when you're deducing stuff.
JW

1:09
You think I'm sexy?
SH

Warmth3:27
Are you awake?
SH

3:28
Sherlock? What's wrong? Where are you?
JW

3:28
In my room.
SH

3:29
Oh. Is something wrong?
JW

3:3
Yes. I'm cold.
SH

3:30
You're cold?
JW

3:31
Well it is snowing outside
SH

3:31
You texted me at 3:30 to tell me you're cold?
JW

3:32
3:27. And yes.
SH

3:32
Get a blanket!
JW

3:33
Won't work. I need another source of heat generation.
SH

3:33
Do you expect me buy you a heater?
JW

3:34
Don't be ridiculous. I want you to be my heater.
SH

3:34
Oh.
JW

3:34
You want me to sleep with you?
JW

3:35
No. I want you to come stand in the room so that the heat generated from you body help

Very Lucky3:45
John where are you?
GL

3:46
At the clinic. Why?
JW

3:46
I think there's something wrong with Sherlock.
GL

3:47
What happened? Where are you?
JW

3:47
Calm down. Nothing like that.
GL

3:48
Oh. What's going on then?
JW

3:48
He just invited me to dinner.
GL

3:49
What?
JW

3:49
And called me Greg.
GL

3:50
Holy shit.
JW

3:50
That was my reaction too.
GL

3:51
I don't even know what to say.
JW

3:52
Neither did I.
GL

3:52
God, this is so bizarre.
JW

3:53
You're telling me.
GL

3:53
I wonder what's going on.
JW

3:54
Think it might be an experiment or something?
GL

3:54
Not likely. I doubt he'd lear

The Next Morning11:02
Ms Hudson is coming up. Should I tell her we no longer need two bedrooms?
SH

11:02
Go ahead. She's been waiting for us to become a couple since day one.
JW

11:05
John I think something is wrong with her!
SH

11:05
Why? What's going on?
JW

11:06
She's squealing. Rather loudly.
SH

11:07
Oh. Women do that. No big deal.
JW

11:07
But she sounds like an injured pig.
SH

11:08
Sherlock!
JW

11:08
It's true.
SH

11:09
I'm sure it is. Just don't tell her that.
JW

11:10
Too late.
SH

11:10
You're really rude you know.
JW

11:11
Doesn't seem to bother her. She's clapping her hands.
SH

11:11
I knew she'd be happy.

Dates and Debates2:30
Congratulations.
SH

2:30
On what?
GL

2:31
You and Molly
SH

2:31
What are you talking about?
GL

2:32
Didn't you take her out for coffee yesterday evening?
SH

2:32
I don't even want know how you know that.
GL

2:32
Simple - she told me.
SH

2:33
Oh. I thought you might've deduced it from her perfume or something
GL

2:33
What relevance does her perfume have?
SH

2:34
I don't know, you're the genius.
GL

2:34
I am indeed. But you brought it up.
SH

2:34
It was a joke! Sarcasm
GL

2:35
Ah - Not very amusing.
SH

2:35
Why are you interested in who I take to coffee anyway?
GL

2:35
I'm not.
SH

2:36
So why b

Meeting Mummy1:27
Can you buy some rat poison?
SH

1:27
Why?
JW

1:28
I want to make cookies
SH

1:28
With rat poison?
JW

1:28
Yes. They're a gift.
SH

1:29
Oh. I'm not letting you poison Donovan.
JW

1:29
They aren't for Donovan.
SH

1:30
Not letting you poison Anderson
JW

1:30
Not for him either.
SH

1:31
Mycroft?
JW

1:31
Took you long enough.
SH

1:32
Third time's a charm.
JW

1:32
Has nothing to do with charm. It's process of elimination.
SH

1:33
Figure of speech Sherlock.
JW

1:33
Oh. Right.
SH

1:33
Why do you want to poison Mycroft?
JW

1:34
Do I need a reason to poison my brother?
SH

1:34
Actually yes.
JW

Bloody Hug!5:03
Where are you?
JW

5:03
Just left the Yard.
SH

5:04
How long until you're home?
JW

5:05
Not sure. A while. I've got to find Razz and he's across town.
SH

5:05
Can you do that later?
JW

5:06
Why should I?
SH

5:06
I need a hug.
JW

5:07
What?
SH

5:07
It's when two people wrap their arms around each other in affection.
JW

5:08
I know that. I meant, why?
SH

5:09
I've had a rough day.
JW

5:10
And that constitutes the need for a hug?
SH

5:11
If you discovered a case of child abuse involving a six year old you would need a hug too.
JW

5:11
Actually I think the victim would need one more than I.
SH

5:12
W

Breakfast8:04
Breakfast is ready.
SH

8:05
What?
JW

8:05
I've prepared breakfast. Come downstairs.
SH

8:06
You made breakfast!?
JW

8:06
Isn't that what I just said?
SH

8:07
You're serious? You made breakfast?
JW

8:07
You're rather slow this morning. When I said I would shag you senseless I didn't mean to do so literally.
SH

8:08
No - It's just - You never cook.
JW

8:08
That doesn't mean I'm incapable of doing so.
SH

8:09
Never said you couldn't. I'm just surprised you did. Are you up to something?
JW

8:09
What would I be up to that would result in breakfast?
SH

8:10
I don't know. Experiment maybe? Broke something and t

The Question Part 4 - Gifts1:12
Are you going to make it to the wedding?
JW

1:12
You're really getting married? I thought it was a gag.
GL

1:13
Why is everyone so surprised?
JW

1:13
Well it's you and Sherlock – how can we not be?
GL

1:14
You guys weren't like this when you found out we got together.
JW

11:15
We thought you were together long before though.
GL

11:15
Yes – I remember.
JW

11:16
Looking back it's rather funny; don't you think?
GL

11:16
I suppose it is.
JW

11:17
I think under the word Denial in the dictionary there is a picture of you two.
GL

11:17
Hey – it wasn't denial!
JW

11:18
Really? Cause I seem to reca

The Question12:13
You still haven't given me an answer.
SH

12:14
An answer to what?
JW

12:14
My question.
SH

12:15
What question?
JW

12:15
Don't play the fool.
SH

12:16
I'm not playing anything.
JW

12:16
So you are a fool?
SH

12:17
Sherlock!
JW

12:17
It's a fair question.
SH

12:18
It is not, you tosser.
JW

12:18
You can answer "No". I won't be offended.
SH

12:19
Answer "No" to what?
JW

12:20
The question!
SH

12:20
What question?
JW

12:21
Really John, we went over this yesterday afternoon.
SH

12:21
I was at work yesterday afternoon!
JW

12:22
Not my fault you weren't listening.
SH

12:22
I don't have super

As Memory Serves6:03
Where are you?
JW

6:03
Case
SH

6:04
Well that's not vague at all
JW

6:04
Sarcasm is not appreciated when I'm working
SH

6:04
And what are you working on?
JW

6:05
Trying to determine the origin of a specific greeting card
SH

6:05
A greeting card is important to a case?
JW

6:06
Yes, as the killer sent it to the victim.
SH

6:06
So why do you need to find out where it's from?
JW

6:07
Because we need to pull security footage to get a visual on him.
SH

6:07
Oh. Don't suppose there's any chance of you leaving it until tomorrow and coming home?
JW

6:08
Certainly not. Will you ever stop asking stupid questions?

The Question Part 2 - Guests10:02
Forgot to ask you last night - who's coming?
JW

10:02
Coming where?
SH

10:03
To the wedding. I'm assuming you've invited a few guests.
JW

10:04
Why would I?
SH

10:04
Well we need a witness - and some might want to commemorate the occasion.
JW

10:05
I'd forgotten about a witness - you choose.
SH

10:06
Really?
JW

10:07
Sure. I hardly care who attends.
SH

10:07
You'd care if I invited Mycroft.
JW

10:08
No - I'd call off the wedding and leave you to deal with him on your own.
SH

10:09
Hmm - guess I'd better leave him out of it. I'd hate to be jilted by you.
JW

10:09
Wise decision.
SH

10:10
Course I still

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10:12
What are you wearing?
SH

10:13
Excuse me?
JW

10:13
You know I loathe repeating myself John.
SH

10:14
That's not really an appropriate question Sherlock.
JW

10:14
And why not?
SH

10:15
I'm at work.
JW

10:15
Your point?
SH

10:16
You really don't see a problem with this?
JW

10:17
No. I need the information and I'm asking for it.
SH

10:16
And why do you need the information?
JW

10:17
For the case obviously.
SH

10:18
How are my clothes relevant to the case?
JW

10:19
Because I need you to meet someone at a cafe for me when you go to lunch.
SH

10:19
And you need to know what I'm wearing because?
JW

10:20
I need to ensure that your outfit won't be out of place for your cover.
SH

10:21
My cover? Why can't you do it?
JW

10:22
I'm working another angle.
SH

10:23
Fine. What's my cover?
JW

10:24
And what's this about? Who am I meeting and why?
JW

10:25
You're rather prolific with questions today.
SH

10:26
Well I need to be informed if you want me to get any information for you.
JW

10:28
Fine. Check your email. I've sent you full case details.
SH

10:28
Okay - hang on.
JW

10:32
I didn't think you were taking this case. Thought breaking up marriages was below you and a "waste of cognitive power because they'll ruin themselves eventually"
JW

10:33
Are you still upset about that? You know I didn't mean for it to apply to our marriage. Just making a statistically sound observation.
SH

10:33
Yeah I know. Still sounds awful. So what changed your mind?
JW

10:24
In reviewing the information I've decided that it may prove as a small challenge. Better than stagnation.
SH

10:34
Yeah I know. Your mind "rebels" at it. So what information do you need me to get?
JW

10:35
Men often brag to others about their exploits with women. I need you to draw this information out of him and record it on your phone.
SH

10:35
Then we can deliver it to the girl's father?
JW

10:36
Precisely. It should be enough to dissuade her from marrying him.
SH

10:37
And how am I supposed to draw it out of him?
JW

10:37
Simple. Act as though you're of the same caliber.
SH

10:38
You want me to brag about the women I've been with?!
JW

10:39
I'm sure you've got plenty of experience to draw on.
SH

10:40
What's that supposed to mean? Besides I don't like the idea. It's disrespectful to them.
JW

10:41
Such a noble sentiment for John "Three Continents" Watson.
SH

10:42
Oh god - Who told you about that?!
JW

10:43
I've promised to protect my source.
SH

10:43
It was Billy wasn't it?
JW

10:44
I can neither confirm or deny that.
SH

10:44
Sherlock!
JW

10:45
Yes, alright. But he was very intoxicated. And you're the one who insisted I meet him.
SH

10:46
I'm going to strangle that git! I told them never to bring that up again.
JW

10:46
Don't kill the messenger John. He simply told the stories. They are based on your actions.
SH

10:47
Do I sense some jealousy?
JW

10:48
Don't be ridiculous, John.
SH

10:49
Yep. You're jealous.
JW

10:50
I am most certainly not. You may have spent a night or two with those women but you've agreed to spend your entire life with me.
SH

10:50
True enough. Still think you're jealous though.
JW

10:51
Don't you have patients waiting for you or something?
SH

10:51
Green with envy...
JW

10:52
You're impossible.
SH

10:53
Love you too.
JW